You remember Graham was looking a bellows?
Well, with our son's help, bellows were selected and ordered online (together with a metronome - no he is not musical, unless you count the trump-et involuntary - and stamp hinges (the one birthday present I have specifically asked for.))
None of this blow air out, suck air, dust, smoke and ashes in!
This wonder of modern technology was also under £3! Making it incredibly good value for money - and effectively silencing my thoughts on expense (they were actually cheaper than my stamp hinges!).
Graham is now downstairs, happily blowing at the fire with his bellows gun.